I love you, so i fuck you anywhere : This is nothing but two dogs who work in  big MNcs  get into the passenger seat of an auto and they do all sorts of stuff to each other this can be clearly viewed as well as heard by the driver since the driver  cannot obtain a license if he is visually challenged or has a hearing  impairment

Its all fair about my Religion and my caste : People tend to speak bad about certain religious beliefs they won’t mind whether the driver is of the opposing religion or caste . You be the judge of this case

My way or the highway: This is not that common since people usually complain about traffic to the auto driver since he has taken unnecessary detour just to prove a point , after all its the driver who has to worry about the traffic unless or until the passenger is trying to solve the crises in the middle east.

Smoking cures your headache: Passenger lights a magic stick which cleanses his aura since no harm is caused to the auto driver since all auto drivers are immune to cancer.

Drunken monk is always right: Listen to whatever i say in the passenger’s seat do not concentrate on other vehicles or else i will start singing or call my ex girlfriend and abuse her on the phone loudly. I might even have an opinion about every human being in this world so do heed to it.

Lets not just complain about the price we pay to an auto ride but also realize that he is also a human being just like us .

Definition of culture : Culture is nothing but the way we express things (language), the way we perceive things, how we interact with others, the moral values which has been preserved and maintained by us, spiritual quotient which we possess and also it involves arts and sciences (astrology, music etc) .

Now we have a fair bit of idea about what is culture, so  lets dive into corporate culture . I have jotted down certain aspects which is being followed as corporate culture in most of the Indian MNCs  and i am not advocating this to anyone this is just my own perception ,but i do believe at least a few would agree with me

Language (Excluding Java and C): We Indians are differed by languages but united things like patriotism, Cricket ,corruption etc . In a corporate environment we need to create a rapport with other members like going to breaks ,laughing at their annoying jokes  ( You need to laugh harder if its cracked by ur manager or leads) and also wishing them with a fake smile every time you see them.  If you didn’t do so then they will show their true color during the appraisal and point out that you are not a team player, even though u do pitch in to help others when required.

Talk loud and you become a genius:  Even if you have a brilliant idea people wont listen to you since ur a lone wolf. The appreciate and agree to comments of those who boast a lot even though they don’t know shit about it.

Lights Camera Action : You need to act as if you need to care about others such as inquire about their families, attend ur team mates wedding even if you know them for a week or so and also need to pitch in for the team gift . My only concern is i am ready to do charity but not to a person who is capable enough  .Excuse me for not being polite but i cannot spend 100 rs on anything which does not have a ROI (Return on Investment) because they wont attend your marriage for sure since its going to happen after 2 years.

Above mentioned aspects  are being followed as so called corporate culture .Better stick to it or you will end with a stick in your rear  courtesy your manager in next appraisal

This made me to write this post just to create an awareness to some of my friends who are living in this constituency so that they can cast their votes in ‘Slate’ an apt symbol for Sarath in this election .This deed would not have a major impact on this election but surely will create a dent. This time for a change let us cast our votes to an educated and able person instead to a goon or a fool. please inform this information to your friends who are residing in Velacherry,Anna nagar and Myalapore.

For more details you can check out Sarath Babu’s website :  sarathbabu.co.in

Fact :  Great leader Gandhi didnt get a Nobel Prize

• 2009 – Barack Obama
• 2008 – Martti Ahtisaari
• 2007 – Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, Al Gore
• 2006 – Muhammad Yunus, Grameen Bank
• 2005 – International Atomic Energy Agency, Mohamed ElBaradei
• 2004 – Wangari Maathai
• 2003 – Shirin Ebadi
• 2002 – Jimmy Carter
• 2001 – United Nations, class=”mceItemHidden”> Kofi Annan
• 2000 – Kim Dae-jung
• 1999 – Médecins Sans Frontières
• 1998 – John Hume, David Trimble
• 1997 – International Campaign to Ban Landmines, Jody Williams
• 1996 – Carlos Filipe Ximenes Belo, José Ramos-Horta
• 1995 – Joseph Rotblat, Pugwash Conferences on Science and World Affairs
• 1994 – Yasser Arafat, Shimon Peres, Yitzhak Rabin
• 1993 – Nelson Mandela, F.W. de Klerk
• 1992 – Rigoberta Menchú Tum
• 1991 – Aung San Suu Kyi
• 1990 – Mikhail Gorbachev
• 1989 – The 14th Dalai Lama
• 1988 – United Nations Peacekeeping Forces
• 1987 – Oscar Arias Sánchez
• 1986 – Elie Wiesel
• 1985 – International Physicians for the Prevention of Nuclear War
• 1984 – Desmond Tutu
• 1983 – Lech Walesa
• 1982 – Alva Myrdal, Alfonso García Robles
• 1981 – Office of the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees
• 1980 – Adolfo Pérez Esquivel
• 1979 – Mother Teresa
• 1978 – Anwar al-Sadat, Menachem Begin
• 1977 – Amnesty International
• 1976 – Betty Williams, Mairead Corrigan
• 1975 – Andrei Sakharov
• 1974 – Seán MacBride, Eisaku Sato
• 1973 – Henry Kissinger, Le Duc Tho
• 1972 – The prize money for 1972 was allocated to the Main Fund
• 1971 – Willy Brandt
• 1970 – Norman Borlaug
• 1969 – International Labour Organization
• 1968 – René Cassin
• 1967 – The prize money was with 1/3 allocated to the Main Fund and with 2/3 to the Special Fund of this prize section
• 1966 – The prize money was allocated to the Special Fund of this prize section
• 1965 – United Nations Children’s Fund
• 1964 – Martin Luther King Jr.
• 1963 – International Committee of the Red Cross, League of Red Cross Societies
• 1962 – Linus Pauling
• 1961 – Dag Hammarskjöld
• 1960 – Albert Lutuli
• 1959 – Philip Noel-Baker
• 1958 – Georges Pire
• 1957 – Lester Bowles Pearson
• 1956 – The prize money was with 1/3 allocated to the Main Fund and with 2/3 to the Special Fund of this prize section
• 1955 – The prize money was allocated to the Special Fund of this prize section
• 1954 – Office of the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees
• 1953 – George C. Marshall
• 1952 – Albert Schweitzer
• 1951 – Léon Jouhaux
• 1950 – Ralph Bunche
• 1949 – Lord Boyd Orr
• 1948 – The prize money was with 1/3 allocated to the Main Fund and with 2/3 to the Special Fund of this prize section
• 1947 – Friends Service Council, American Friends Service Committee
• 1946 – Emily Greene Balch, John R. Mott
• 1945 – Cordell Hull
• 1944 – International Committee of the Red Cross
• 1943 – The prize money was with 1/3 allocated to the Main Fund and with 2/3 to the Special Fund of this prize section
• 1942 – The prize money was with 1/3 allocated to the Main Fund and with 2/3 to the Special Fund of this prize section
• 1941 – The prize money was with 1/3 allocated to the Main Fund and with 2/3 to the Special Fund of this prize section
• 1940 – The prize money was with 1/3 allocated to the Main Fund and with 2/3 to the Special Fund of this prize section
• 1939 – The prize money was with 1/3 allocated to the Main Fund and with 2/3 to the Special Fund of this prize section
• 1938 – Nansen International Office for Refugees
• 1937 – Robert Cecil
• 1936 – Carlos Saavedra Lamas
• 1935 – Carl von Ossietzky
• 1934 – Arthur Henderson
• 1933 – Sir Norman Angell
• 1932 – The prize money was allocated to the Special Fund of this prize section
• 1931 – Jane Addams, Nicholas Murray Butler
• 1930 – Nathan Söderblom
• 1929 – Frank B. Kellogg
• 1928 – The prize money was allocated to the Special Fund of this prize section
• 1927 – Ferdinand Buisson, Ludwig Quidde
• 1926 – Aristide Briand, Gustav Stresemann
• 1925 – Sir Austen Chamberlain, Charles G. Dawes
• 1924 – The prize money was allocated to the Special Fund of this prize section
• 1923 – The prize money was allocated to the Special Fund of this prize section
• 1922 – Fridtjof Nansen
• 1921 – Hjalmar Branting, Christian Lange
• 1920 – Léon Bourgeois
• 1919 – Woodrow Wilson
• 1918 – The prize money was allocated to the Special Fund of this prize section
• 1917 – International Committee of the Red Cross
• 1916 – The prize money was allocated to the Special Fund of this prize section
• 1915 – The prize money was allocated to the Special Fund of this prize section
• 1914 – The prize money was allocated to the Special Fund of this prize section
• 1913 – Henri La Fontaine
• 1912 – Elihu Root
• 1911 – Tobias Asser, Alfred Fried
• 1910 – Permanent International Peace Bureau
• 1909 – Auguste Beernaert, Paul Henri d’Estournelles de Constant
• 1908 –  pre=”">Klas Pontus Arnoldson, Fredrik Bajer
• 1907 – Ernesto Teodoro Moneta, Louis Renault
• 1906 – Theodore Roosevelt
• 1905 – Bertha von Suttner
• 1904 – Institute of International Law
• 1903 – Randal Cremer
• 1902 – Élie Ducommun, Albert Gobat
• 1901 – Henry Dunant, Frédéric Passy

To list out few of the famous persons  Aung san suu ki,Martin Luther King Junior and Mother Teresa . All of the above mentioned people have earned this award due to their tiring contribution to humanity .

Barack Obama has won the US  election ,he is a motivational speaker im fine with that and i admire him for his character  but what has he achieved in this short term has president for that matter as an individual to deserve a Nobel Prize .

Obama is a prominent  leader  but he has just started his journey so this particular Award  tarnishes the image of a promising leader who is yet to fulfill his journey.

Prince Dastan vs Kratos vs Altair

Probably the best ever fictinal warriors of all time . I thought just we can see how they stand apart from each others .

Kratos (God of War):  Defenitely strongest of the three uses brute force and has an commanding voice doesnt bend over for anything ,to put it in simple terms he is an unstoppable force

Strength : Brutal strikes , Magical powers

Weakness : Cannot control is anger

Weapon of Choice : Blades of  chaos

Arch Rival : Zeus

Actors who are  suitable to play Kratos : Djmon honsu , Goldberg

Prince Dastan (Prince Persia) : Not as strong as Kratos although his altar ego is as much as strong as kratos . Prince is somewat a goal driven guy doesnt falter much

Strength : Bending time , Wallwaking

Weakness : Dames (will do anything for them)

Weapon of choice : None specific but mostly dagger of time and water sword

Arch Rival : Dahaka

Actors who are  suitable to play Prince : Jake gynhall (already fixed) ,Oralando Bloom

Altair (Assasin’s Creed) : Stealth is the name of the game for assasin. Mind rules over Muscle .Exact opposite of Kratos but no push over by any means. Perfectionist by all forms

Strength : Stealth  and Reasoning

Weakness : Not so invincible  when exposed

Weapon of choice :  hidden blade , long sword

Arch Rival : Al Mualim

Actors who are  suitable to play Altair : Keanu Reeves and Johnny Depp

My question is whether  science is directly proportional to truth ? or is it inversely proportional to truth ? for this particular question i dont have the exact answer but i would put forward certain points  that would enlighten your knowledge.

 Human Beings and science: Humans are real beings and they have evolved from apes as per science but is it true ? . Scientists have yet to discover the missing link which is how human beings have exactly evolved from apes .

This is an extract from an article  “The chimpanzee and human genomes are more than 98% identical, but there are a few short DNA sequences that have changed significantly in humans since the two species diverged about 5 million years ago”

What does the above statement convey to us that there was an ape war between two different sects one remained dumb as it is and  another started to invent porn websites in late 21st century.

This particular observation might change one day just like how we  understood that earth is not at the center of our solar system.As in science we can always find lot of  theories which might be true today might not be the same way tomorrow.

Ray Kurzweil, known to have predicted future technologies decades ahead has written in The Sun, “I and many other scientists now believe that in around 20 years we will have the means to re-programme our bodies’ stone-age software so we can halt, then reverse, ageing. Then nanotechnology will let us live for ever.”

The 61-year-old, lauded by Microsoft founder Bill Gates as the smartest futurist on Earth said, “We are living through the most exciting period of human history. Computer technology and our understanding of genes – our body’s software programs – are accelerating at an incredible rate.”

The scientist says that already, blood cell-sized submarines called nanobots are being tested in animals. These will soon be used to destroy tumours, unblock clots and perform operations without scars. Ultimately, nanobots will replace blood cells and do their work thousands of times more effectively, he added.

According to his theory called the Law of Accelerating Returns mankind will experience a billion-fold increase in technological capability for the same cost in the next 25 years.

Nanotechnology will help in making humans achieve immortality said Kurzweil, “By the middle of the next century we will have back-up copies of the information in our bodies and brains that make us who we are. Then we really will be immortal”.

“Nanotechnology will extend our mental capacities to such an extent, we will be able to write books within minutes. If we want to go into virtual-reality mode, nanobots will shut down brain signals and take us wherever we want to go. Virtual sex will become commonplace. And in our daily lives, hologram like figures will pop in our brain to explain what is happening,” he said.

The scientist also predicts that humans in future will become cyborgs, with artificial limbs and organs.

Space Wars : Russia has launched Sputnik which was the first orbiting man made satellite . This made NASA look like a small time organization so they thought of going one step ahead.

Why didnt NASA repeat it : If NASA could send a man to moon  in 1969 why couldnt they repeat it during 80s or 90s and not even in 2000.

Temperature and Radiation:   Moon glows  with the help of sunlight  so i was wondering how Buzz and Neil survived those extreme temperatures.

 If there is heat there will be radiation for sure so u can imagine how the lunar capsule designed by NASA could have survived the moon’s or should i say solar radiation .

 Technology is not enough: Only in 1972 VCR or videocassette was invented. ill let u to conclude wat kind of technology was available during 1969 for NASA to send people to Moon and get them back to home safely.

 This might prove that either NASA didnt land on moon or it will be just another ass wipe trying hard to project his blog by posting controversial topics.

Azhar as we used to call him still remains one of the greatest flickers of all time . He had the lightest bat ever manufactured (Brand: Reebok) yet with minimum effort he could clear the ground . Azhar remained as Indian captain for quite some time. Going by statistics  he still remains as one of India’s most successful captains. He has won 103 ODI matches as the captain of the Indian team, which is still an Indian record. His 14 Test Match wins as captain, was a record until it was bettered by Ganguly.

Azhar  scored a century in each of his first three Tests which is a record. An excellent fielder, he took a world record 156 catches in ODI cricket. Who could forget Chaminda Vaas’s run out  in 1996 world cup semi finals by Azhar who hit the stumps by  without looking at them. Azhar also had an cool  attitude he gestured at the crowd during a test in south africa to applaud when he flicked a  boundary of his pads

Azhar was widely praised by other nationals ,As John woodcock, a noted cricket writer, said, “It’s no use asking an Englishman to bat like Mohammad Azharuddin. For, it would be like expecting a greyhound to win the London Derby!” . Azhar was also awareded as wisden cricket of the year 1991.

Due to his match fixing scandal Azhar couldnt join the elite clube of hundred as he was banned from international cricket after his 99th test match apperance.

Azhar will always remain as one of the best batsmen and captain no matter whatever allegations were made against him.

Collin in is first assignment shoots a boy while killing a priest. Ralph asks Brendan to kill him in turn Brendan refuses i am not disclosing final events of the movie to ruin the surprise element.

This movie is aptly shot in Bruges where life is like a fairy tale as described in the movie. This movie is rated at 203 at imdb’s top 250 so don’t miss this movie.